I hope you enjoyed your off season and you, Mrs. Claus, the elves, as well as the reindeer are looking forward to another big Christmas. I have been a very good boy this year, well mostly anyway. I was wondering if you could help me out? I need to upgrade my golf game and I really need your help. I know I could gain accuracy and distance if I just had a new pair of SQAIRZ Golf Shoes. Their research proves that these technological marvels add stability to the golf swing and extra yards off the tee. Boy, do I need that! I really like those Volvik Golf Balls with their bright variety of colors. It helps differentiate your ball from your playing companions and is easier for me to find in the woods and tall grass where my ball always seems to land. You know Santa, it gets pretty cold up here in the north and my game would certainly improve if I could practice throughout the winter months. ACE Indoor Golf has everything to install a simulator in my man cave. Those guys are the BEST! Oh yeah, my golf wardrobe could use a little update. Many of my old golf shirts have shrunk, faded, or are so wrinkly, I am ashamed to wear them. GearUp Sportswear has the best golf shirts and apparel for every golfer, even gorgeous ladies’ styles. I know the other members of my club will appreciate my improved appearance on the course. PLUS, you play better when you look better. My putting has been somewhat lackluster and I think a new SuperStroke Putting Grip would help reduce those pesky three-putts. They have them in a variety of colors and sizes, plus they are available with my favorite NCAA, NFL, NHL and Marvel Comic characters. That would be so cool! I have put on a few pounds this year and I am not as flexible as I need to be. GolfForever helped propel Scottie Scheffler to the No. 1 spot on the World Golf Rankings, maybe it would help me shed a few pounds and shave a couple strokes off my handicap. Just one more thing, Santa. With this year’s gifts helping to improve my game, I’m sure I will want to visit a few new and exciting golf courses. I’s sure I can fit in a golf trip to BOYNE Resort, French Lick Resort, the Robert Trent Jones Golf Trail, Gaylord Golf Mecca, Treetops Resort, or Pinehurst next year. As always, I’ll leave a little chocolate cheesecake and cognac by the chimney for you. Gee Thanks, Santa. Hope you have a safe flight on Christmas Eve. Your Friendly Golfaholic, Fred Dear Santa,
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